We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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