I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We got so high we made milksteak
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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