i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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