More tranny stories later!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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