That's when you crack a 10am beer
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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