what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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