What a fucking waste of an outfit
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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