so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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