what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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