Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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