He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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