Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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