i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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