He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i dont even know how to be here
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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