i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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