the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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