Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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