i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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