Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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