No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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