he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize
