Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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