I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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