Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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