Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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