he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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