Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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