It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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