some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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