He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
These tits shall not be calmed
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