we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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