Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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