i just google imaged poop.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I am one with the molecules
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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