Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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