Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
The beer is more important than you right now.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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