i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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