I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
foreskin is a definite game changer
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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