Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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