Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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