Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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