she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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