i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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