was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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