We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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