He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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