her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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