I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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