Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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