laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
