i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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