i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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