we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
