Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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