Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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